The Carolina Ostrich

The Carolina Ostrich: When you put Caroline Reaper Pepper on your tongue and then from 69 spread the legs using under hooks with a Gable Grip (so your partner doesn’t escape). Then you bury your tongue in the fart box like an ostrich burying its head in sand. Then hang on and enjoy the ride.

I rode my gixer to my girlfriend’s house with a tank top on. Once there I took a sip of hooch went all in and surprised her with The Carolina Ostrich. When it was all said and done I sat on the porch staring at the weather vane and realized what a creeper I’ve become

by DangTTHGVC November 26, 2019

Fuckin Carol

When you fuck a rich dude and feed him to a tiger.

I totally fuckin caroled him.

Or as in I wish someone would fuckin carol you.

by Liger KING April 1, 2020

North Carolina Hotdog

A hotdog that has been cooked inside the rectum of a transvestite hobo behind Bojangles.

"Hey man, did you try those North Carolina hotdogs at the family reunion? Your grandma cooks them just right!"

by Cleveland steamed April 23, 2020

Joan Of Carol

a lady who likes to be awkward. Awkward is just her passion. She is eye candy to her hubby Mike, but aparently Sunny Colour is also eye candy to Mike, I mean after all, Sunny and Mike DID have 6 kids together. Joan Of also tends to get bit by raging, rope-breaking pit bulls. She is also a master at the sign language for Awkwardness. She also tends to favor dogs. Even if one dog (shannon) is waaayyy cuter then the other (oliver). But you know what? IM NOT GONNA LIE. So, you can just bring it.

Hey, Whats goin on? i like to party!
oh she is such a Joan Of!
Joan Of Carol

by okshawty April 24, 2010

Carolina Car Wash

The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.

Hi cindy, I sure would like to clean your face with a Carolina Car Wash!

by Cashese May 31, 2009

Carolina hardcore ecstasy

When you don oversized plastic leather shoes and stomp all over a girl, for her pleasure. -Frank Zappa

"then she gave the shoes to me,
and said Darling stomp all over me"

"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa

by TreeWeezel April 30, 2011

South Carolina

The “it’s no a phase, mom” state. They’re always first or dead last to do things. Located in the south eastern US.

South Carolina is pretty depending on where you go and who you meet.

by AsheIsALoser1 October 25, 2018