Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019

Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Captainbratt

Captainbratt is very funny, they're also very nice and kind to they're fans and viewers.

Me: OMG! Captainbratt posted and a new video!
Y/n Who's that?
Me: you don't know? IT'S THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH!

by Heaven 💝 November 17, 2021

Captain charming

The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.

Yeah I love captain charming, screw Emma! David’s a much better match for hook!

by Lol I exist September 5, 2021

Captain Banda

The Portuguese pirate and explorer who originally discovered Bahariterra with his crew from Europe & Africa and later colonized it with his fellow pirates from modern day Pakistan and Arabia.

Captain Banda is famous for fleeing the Portuguese government and colonizing Bahariterra.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 13, 2022

captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare

Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."

by Choji98 February 8, 2010