Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

Admiral Cupcake

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.

Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!

by Exoz September 20, 2013

leather cupcake

The act of penetrating a woman in the anus and partially creating a pink sock while the woman expels her bowls through the pink sock creating a turtle head like structure protruding form the opening in the sock.

Dude last night I gave her such a nice leather cupcake that I needed a dish towel to clean it up.

by Fixingguitar8 May 17, 2014

cassie cupcake

The sexiest bitch ever to touch my butt

Cassie cupcake knows how to touch butts

by thebroski45 September 9, 2016

Ass cupcake

When you tap it from behind and finish on their ass.

Bro...finished dat date with an Ass cupcake

by ScubaGrotto_Chi December 21, 2016

burnt cupcake

When you fuck your bitch and your dick comes out brown

My bæ came over last night and I ended up with a Burnt cupcake

by Imatree59 February 7, 2017

pussywaffle cupcakes

The scariest man you will ever meet.

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017