Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive

Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.

My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.

by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021

Candle Chomp

After you suck a man's dick, when the cum leaks into your mouth bite his cock

Person 1: 'Fuck man, Olivia, Candle Chomped me'
Person 2: 'That's fucked'

by NatalieSucks April 24, 2018

Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.

Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.

by bigboy frank October 1, 2017

god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.

Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!

by anonymous November 29, 2023