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canadian tings

A Ute sac with tons of girls from Canada
Ute sac #1: What did you do this weekend?
Ute sac #2: I got some tings big hoss!
Ute sac #1: Where did you get the tings?
Ute sac #2: Went to Canada for those Canadian tings
Ute sac #1: 10 4!
by Big Hosey April 30, 2019
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Canadian toilet

(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.

(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "

"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 15, 2019
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Canadian drive-by

Getting really drunk and throwing snowballs from a car at pedestrians, because guns are dangerous and illegal.
I was hammered last night, so I pulled a Canadian drive-by on some plug in a Habs jersey. Got kicked out of the cab, threw up and pissed myself, but I think I came out on top.
by CanadianHoser November 2, 2011
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Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
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Snitch Canadian

Snitch Canadian does not have anything wit Canada to do. If you're a Snitch Canadian it means that you're a snitch that doesn't come from where you live at the moment. or in other words, it's a snitch that does not live where he was born.
So if am from America and i go to another country and snitch on people, I am a Snitch Canadian.
(A guy that comes from Australia but lives in the United States that's about to snitch)
An epic guy: Ey bro if you snitch right now you're a Snitch Canadian because you're from Australia but live in America.
by BirkiYeetRice October 16, 2019
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Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.
Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.
by muffkin July 15, 2013
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Canadian Situation

A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.
-Man this Sucks.

-What's wrong man?

-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.

-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.

-Yeah, wish me luck

-Good luck
by Student Body President June 30, 2010
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