After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
by sexytime113 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. A large, forgotten, and agreeable hole that continually pretends to dislike being fucked by Stephen Colbert. Prefers the Oxford comma.
-Hey, you remember when Colbert talked about Canada's History? Wasn't that terrible?
-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...
(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...
(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. While riding a Canadian woman's back, you grab the moose antlers off of a mounted moose head and have her scream, "Just put everything in there!" While having a friend/video taper empty a jug of maple syrup onto both of your bodies (with an exuberance as if they had just won the Stanley Cup).
Stephen Colbert had 15 Canada's History(s) and he was only flying over Canada for half a minute, simultaneously making him a member of the Mile High Club and the Canada's History Alliance. Just, imagine what he'll do when he goes there for the Olympics (I hope he isn't too distracted to report).
by Joshua Moses Schmidt February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A type of sex act in which a goat is placed up the anus of one partner, while the other partner places a duck up the goat's anus. This sex act was first conceived by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing
This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing
"Whoa, did you just hear that?!? What was it?!?"
"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."
"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."
by djdelphi February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by stephenisgod February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant
paul: hey mike, how it go last night?
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
by tayson 88 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon
the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
by C Nation February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.