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calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
mugGet the calvin's penismug.

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
mugGet the Wet Calvinmug.

Calvin

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!
by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022
mugGet the Calvinmug.

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023
mugGet the Calvin's Hatmug.

Calvin barbassa

Funny YouTube guy that got shout out by the funny Moroccan man yahiamice
by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023
mugGet the Calvin barbassamug.

Calvin

someone that has a FAT ass
sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.
by sheepdog316 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Calvinmug.

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