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FT-Communist

Short for "free throw (basketball) communist. Someone that thinks both teams in a basketball game should have an equal amount of free-throws, regardless of in-game context (like one team shooting more 3 pointers or driving to the basket less). Like communist states, they force everyone to share equally, even if it harms them. This argument is used to slander the Los Angeles Lakers, supposedly "the League is rigging games for the Lakers" (No they're not)
Laker Hater: The Lakers get help from da refss!!!!! They have more fee thows!

Someone that actually watched the game: Stfu ft-communist.
by anonburner April 21, 2024
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communist conversation

Person 1: Oh, it's gosh darn cold as heck out there, donchaknow?
Person 2: Too cold for communist conversations?
Person 1: Let's find out.
by MetalThong August 12, 2022
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fat russian communist

your dumass fat teacher that will not stop fucking talk about his god dam russian ansesters
no one wants to hear about your fucking russian ansestery now fucking teach the class you fat russian communist
by extra thick hunter April 25, 2019
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Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth
Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!
by Comedic Orange July 27, 2021
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Communist

A person who always , ALWAYS want you to share stuff with them ( food , pencils , condoms , etc..)
average capitalist American citizen: man , jerry ALWAYS take half of my sandwich. he’s such a COMMUNIST!!!
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The communist movement

"The Communist Movement" is a discord communist server that promotes communism and hopes to spread it around discord, it was founded by Lenin

The flag of The Communist Movement is based on the glorious hammer and sickle, which presents agriculture and industry.

Lenin and Stalin hope to bring glory to Communism
Lenin and Stalin: The Communist movement will forever promote the ideology of Leninism and Stalinism!

Ivan: And how so?

Stalin: Don't ask questions, Join The Communist Movement or go to Gulags
by Your average leninist May 22, 2021
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Communist

If someone is rushing you then there russian. Russians are communist.
O.k. communist I'm coming.
by Glassoficewaterinhell July 24, 2019
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