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cortical dysplasia

This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.
"I need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, I've always dreamed of being with a unicorn"

"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"

"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"
by j_rock123 February 20, 2017
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Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.
That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.
by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017
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certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass
Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course
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cartilager

Another term for boner. Since you don’t a bone in your penis you have cartilage so their for its a cartilager
Wow he has a really large cartilager
by Jasonnotfarc May 22, 2018
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Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.
He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.
by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018
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certified snitch

A well-known snitch.
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"How was the party?"
"I don't know Karan the Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) went to work again..."
by AnonymousJatt November 1, 2018
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