side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and sqwat.

"I'll have a chicken parm with a side burrio please."
"I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 18, 2017

Flavoring the burrito

Gerund phrase: when one is in bed and wraps him or herself in covers or a zipped-up sleeping bag and then proceeds to rip ass.

When sharing a bed with a sexy lady after a long night of drinking, flavoring the burrito instead of sharing a blanket could help get Jace a second date.

by Shreadhead February 6, 2014

steamy burrito

Maintaining a dry upper body while sitting in the shower. A girl (or guy) will perform oral sex on yourself while you eat a snack. Something hot is usually being eaten, A burrito.

"Dude I just got a steamy burrito last night !"

by Thesexcorrdinator December 1, 2016

Burrito Gauntlet

n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.

1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar

2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"

Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."

Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"

Sally: "Yeah."

by Doucheow December 18, 2010

California Burrito

A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by nunnyo January 12, 2013

Burrito

Poop of any kind; Derives from the ancient Greek language.

"Man! You just ate that cat burrito off the floor!"

by Lupe Vargas January 25, 2005

Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019