Mike Burger

A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.

Mike made us go to the store in Pelican Rapids so he could cook up some Mike Burgers.

by Thicccboy June 26, 2019

Flabby Burger

An over-used flabby, brown vagina, with seeping fluids that make the condiments.

Last night I took this chick to my place, went to go down on her and noticed she had a flabby burger. If i wanted that shit I'd go to Mickey D's!!

by one dong November 12, 2011

Merk Burger

A popular traditional dish from Bolivia consisting of a round patty of ground beef, or sometimes another savory ingredient, that is fried or grilled and typically served in a split bun or roll with various condiments and toppings with the most important ingredient and what makes the burger a merk burger is the Semen of a human of African descent. To prepare the merk burger's most important ingredient a man of above skin color 27 on the SLC24A5 Human Pigmentation Scale and or of direct African descent must Ejaculate semen onto the patty of the burger. After that, you have completed the delicious traditional Bolivian meal.

Yo DeShawn, could you cook me up one good ass merk burger, please?

by tec9chapow November 29, 2020

Chicken burgers

The pengest food on the planet.

I love chicken burgers.

by oh.. hi December 16, 2018

Nothing Burger

-describes a big pile of nonsense

-a piece of crap
-lackluster

Their PowerPoint was a pile of nothing burger as it lacked context and direction

by TP2021 January 29, 2021

Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

by Luciepoo March 12, 2022

Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015