shitter-bug

left over fecies hanging on to your anus after wiping.

you keep wiggling around in your office chair because you didn't wipe good enough and it looks like you have a shitter-bug in your pants

by cracketycricket March 23, 2010

fairy bug

1. A fairy of some kind
2. A friendly nickname for a homosexual person, particularly males. Not meant to be insulting.

You're such a cute little fairy bug!

by Kym February 8, 2005

Lightning bug

To insert glowstick into one's anus, therefore, resembling a lightning bug.

Mike is such a fuckboy. Let's lightning bug him for revenge.

by Jennyonthespot June 29, 2019

Head Bugs

When you think you've got bed bugs, but you really don't.

Rick said his whole body was itchy. "He's just got a case of head bugs."

by rmcrmc December 6, 2010

Dick Bug

Dick Bug - Otherwise known as a Cockroach. Its just the scientists didn't like it.

eww theres a dick bug in my room!

by SweetOnionSauce September 9, 2020

Phantom Bug

An imaginary bug that your mind creates when your hair slightly touches your arms or neck, creating the feeling of bugs crawling on you.

-WHOA SHI-- Oh nevermind, it was just a phantom bug.

by Kp1111 July 28, 2011

Bug Rape

When a bug makes a bee-line for a girl's boobs without asking permission first or yelling "Surprise!".

Bridgette was outside, minding her own business, when that bug randomly flew by and Bug Raped her.

by Scarlett Pippin October 29, 2012