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British

the british consist of irish, welsh, scottish and english and just like most other races, are all different. some may have yellow teeth but actually i have never noticed this, most of the people i know don't really like tea either. i do know a couple of gays but they rock, i say fuck a lot, am evidently less racist than you, czardoflad, have never said wicked in my life. if colour/color has a correct spelling at all, i spell colour right, americans are the ones who spell it wrong seeing as the american dialect has evolved from english.
a lot of great things have come out of america but czardoflad is not one of them

PS. arse sounds cool i like saying it, ass is a kind of donkey.
by anna January 7, 2005
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British Cannoli

Brits love chocolate and creme.

So you creme a brits anus plug it up until they need to defecate, then unplug, catch in in a glass and chill for 1hr - feed to guests sprinkle with cinnamon.
Jerry Hoyl: Hey Jenn, did you enjoy that British Cannoli my wife and I made last night?
by BigSausageMuscle August 30, 2019
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the british affect

when you're instantly attracted to a person (mostly boys) because they have a british accent
Girl: Oh my god that boy is so cute; he has a british accent
Girl #2: It's the british affect
by mettycandy July 15, 2017
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British Steamer

The act of defecation into somebody's mouth.
Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.

It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 29, 2005
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british people

People who are born in the U.K who have no teeth and have weird accents. Their only comeback is “AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP.”
“I was talking to a british person and he is extremely gay and sucks big hard black penis.” “Well next time tell him he has no teeth and has a weird accent” “Okay” 5 hours later… “He said AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP!” Yeah that’s british people for you… They dont have any other comebacks.
by feddy124 April 17, 2022
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British

Typically it is thought of as a nationality, but it has come to be a substitute word for "cool", "rad", etc.
Hey girl! Your new shoes are so british!
by alyssa xox March 31, 2007
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British Bastard

British boy that lives in America, but works at an Australian restaurant, who's likely to have an enormous wang, who will passionately love you and never define the relationship.
"I haven't dated anyone since I was dicked down and turnt up by the British Bastard"
by idfwu_cak June 19, 2015
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