Bridge

Something to jump off of.

Go jump off a bridge.

by Wobblywabbit January 9, 2018

I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007

Bridget

unique, small, outgoing, very very popular, hot, sweet, loving the most amazing girl you will ever meet, has a lot of friends that love her, long blond hair and aqua eyes. shes the california cutie. loves animals.
all the guys are falling all over her.
all the girls are trying to GET over her. shes the best. better then the rest. has amazing smile, eyes and personality.

Kevin: OoOoh bridget straightend her hair!!

Jason: And just when I thought she couldnt get any hotter

Bethany: !! JASON!?!?! ARNT YOU MY BOYFRIEND!?!?! STP THIS TALK ABOUT BRIDGET! ARNT I GOOD ENOUGH!?!?!

Jason: ...

Kevin: ooh i better leave.. this is just what happend wth me and my ex_girlifriend clare.


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Dear Diary,
I wish i had bridgets body..

I wish i had her eyes

I really like her gold hair

I want to be her.

by pimpdaddywanted April 29, 2009

Bridger

Bridger is a man who has a very addictive personality, usualy loves playing video games and sports with a side bonus of many women, he always has at least 3 girls wraped around his finger at all times. loves his music and his job which he makes bank off of. He is a very good friend although a douche bag at time, he will go out of his way to help someone in need. very kind hearted an respectfull man.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the basket ball game?

Guy 2: Ya, that dude had a bunch of chicks around him after they won, some guys get all the luck

Guy 1: Well you cant blame him, hes a bridger

by Temoneous November 25, 2009

old bridge high school

a place where teachers think "ID tags" will do any good...minimum 2 fights a week...crappy bathrooms...overcrowded school

good place to sleep, get in a fight , and screw up

by just check my id tag...WHAT IM NOT WEARING ONE? oh yeah thats cause noone cares April 12, 2005

breighanna

An amazing female, known for being strong headed, and strong willed. Is able to withstand anything that comes her way. Future wife of Ryan. Often seen eating Skittles. Lover of chicken.

Breighanna, your chicken is ready.

Breighanna, Ryan thinks you're cute.

Breighanna, here's your 3 pound bag of Skittles.

by clernie87 October 11, 2013

Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.

It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.

by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010