Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.

Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!

by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025

Na Brews

The new and better term for Non-Alcoholic beer

Let me get a Na Brews! Dude this NA Brews is awesome , so refreshing

by chayahchad June 1, 2021

Will Brew

A kid with a lot of ADHD

person 1: Will brew Has ADHD
person2: yeah no shit

by ilikemrfrenzy August 7, 2022

Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.

I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.

by Charlie777 June 1, 2014

Brew Co'd

Getting bent over and fucked on a bar in the middle of crowd

I brew co'd this chick Saturday night

by JDIZZLE86 May 8, 2023

Brewing a Brimley

The process of developing type 2 diabetes due to one’s diet

“He better lay off the pie before he’s brewing a Brimley”

by Shiggy Diggums August 19, 2022

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012