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Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.
Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!
by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025
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brewing beer

i would have gone down on her, but she was brewing beer
by brewmaster 5000 December 19, 2008
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scottie's brew

A delicious knock off cola from 1965-1966 and Mary's (from Kids on Bikes) favorite cola.
"Mary loved drinking a cold Scottie's Brew while working at her dad's bike shop.
by Kids on Bike Fan June 24, 2019
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Will Brew

A kid with a lot of ADHD
person 1: Will brew Has ADHD
person2: yeah no shit
by ilikemrfrenzy August 7, 2022
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stanky brew

When you brew some coffee. Then take a large dump in whitey tighties and then pour the coffee over the whitey tighties with the shit still in it, and use it a strainer. The result is a half and half brew of stanky shit brew, and coffee. This is a stanky brew. This is well known for being consumed within the lower 22 states of the U.S. Typically the stanky brew adds more of a jolt to the persons energy level.
Yo, I had some stanky brew this morning that my buddy made and it was amazing. I feel like a million stanky brews!!
by xtremenik February 26, 2018
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Benny Brew

A smelly fungi that has a tendancy to grow around beer
by Clancy215 June 11, 2006
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brew tuber

Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"

"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"

15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
by Relevant Opinion August 25, 2014
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