Brayden

A Brayden is a rare creature only found in parts of the Jungle and is often found with 19 toes- 8 one and 11 on the other. A Brayden smells like sardines often due to the fact that his ancestors comes from Sardines, Italy. If you encounter a Brayden make sure to call the national Brayden Protection Program, for they are an endangered species. Always approach Brayden with caution and never sneak behind him to jump scare him. For he will kick you in the throat until you can no longer smell.
Ahhhhh….. it’s a Brayden. I should throw sardines at his head and sprint to Canada.
by TheBraydenHunter April 05, 2022
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Brayden is the sweetest, most incredible guy you'll ever meet. Compared to every other guy in the world, he's the most dependable. He loves to watch movies and play games with his friends. He's so beautiful, smart and funny. No matter how you're feeling, he can put a smile on your face with just a couple words. He's so loving and understanding. If you have him, make sure you never let him go.
Girl: I'm not feeling so good today
Brayden: *Says words*
Girl: Aweee. You're so sweet. I love you. I feel better already.
by YourLocalGoddess July 27, 2023
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A male who is very rude and will try to kill you if you guys are ever in the apocalypse together. Also very gay.
he’s such a brayden!
by hellomynameisant March 11, 2019
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Brayden is a good friend he loves some named Carlee he always thinking about her… and he is overprotective…he spoils his girl….
Brayden
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A man who gets all the maidens I mean all of the fucking maidens Elden Ring or real life he gets every single Fucking Maiden.
Girl: Damn he’s hot must be a Brayden
by Human4 April 10, 2022
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A self sentered asshole who only cares about himself and doesn't give a crap what you or anyone thinks he will ba an asshole and at school with him evryone will hate him and he will start fights with evryone NEVER date him he will make everything about him and how he feels. He is poor and will buy you cheap shit to act cool. Brayden has a small dick and will make your life hell. FUCK brayden! Brayden is an asshole and should go fuck himself. Brayden uses to many emojis. If you read this Brayden just know I hate you and wish you were dead you waste of air.
Fuck you Brayden, go to hell and learn how to treat girls right!
by Brooketa January 29, 2023
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Welp, that’s my name. I got brown hair and blue eyes like some say, relatively tall like some say Brayden’s are. Lots of people seem to be named Brayden but that’s ok. I am super hot in my opinion, but it seems other girls beg to differ.
Hey look, his name is Brayden

Yeah, that’s his name. How interesting
by This website is hilarious August 27, 2021
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