bantam

Small or youngest compared to the norm

"The bantam team at my high school was only for 9th graders."
"That bantam son of a bitch can still pass off as a child on the metro!"

by Indigo353 May 7, 2007

neece banter

When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.

'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'

by David Masson January 28, 2008

Anal Banter

When you do something that could be said to be homosexual, but only in jest.

Person A: "Stop touching my knee you Fag"

Person B: "Just a bit of Anal Banter mate"

by PompeyPwn September 1, 2006

Lake Brantley High School

1. a public high school in central Florida full of obnoxious, unwanted children whom are known as the undesirables of central Florida.

2. the public high school in which unwanted popular children are casted off to mingle with their little herd that only the undesirables occupy

3. Crackhouse High

Lake Brantley High School is the school where the prostitutes and wannabe gangsters attend; also commonly referred to as the Brantley Brats

~*~

"Hey Tina, did you hear about Emily going to Lake Brantley High School?"

"Thank God! She was such an idiot, she'll fit well there."

"Crackhouse High suits her quite well."

by Frothers August 8, 2012

Bantex

shortened version of "Banter-Vortex" this occurs when something is said in conversation that stops the conservation dead. This is often due to "bad chat" that does not merit any responce from anyone else in said conversation. Bantexes are often noted for an extended period of silence after the bantex moment, which may feel like all the atmosphere is being sucked out of the room.

"did you see Peter Crouch's goal celebration Roger?"
- "yes I did William! did you see it Martin?"
- - "no, but i ate a prawn wonton"
(extended period of awkward silence - the BANTEX)

by Paul Howie June 11, 2006

Bantersaurus Rex

Somebody, usually male, who has excellent/entertaining/hilarious anecdotes and conversation.

You should meet my mate Dave, he's a proper Bantersaurus Rex!

by Joeyt555 June 1, 2015

banterous

Describing that which is full of banter; muchos bant.

When participating in a drinking game resulting in an amusing outcome, one may utter "this is a very banterous thing"

by Mistress B January 29, 2006