Brandon

A tall 6’2 man who is FOR THE STREETS!

Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.

by BAM1218 June 24, 2020

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Secretly loves a big dick in his anus he probably the gayest

Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020

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Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝

"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"

by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020

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When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.

He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.

by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020

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an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.

how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.

by polanco222 November 13, 2017

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