poon boots

sexy boots or footwear women wear while being fucked.

I love it when she wears her poon boots. That means she's ready to be fucked!

by NglessCage May 30, 2006

slut boots

Boots that girls/women wear that are knee high, usually made of leather and, have a heel.

Spencer: Look at those boots Nolan is wearing.
Ma-Rak: Those are some major slut boots.

by Ma-Rak January 3, 2009

Blotus

A term used to describe an individual who has succeeded in expanding his or her waistline to the point that the neck, chest and waist appears as one body part. Typically can be found sitting, eating, smoking, drinking, and eating.

The Blotus considers defecating as physical exercise. A Blotus is fond of infomercials and is a fan of the late Billy Mays and Tony Little. Multiple number of Blotus's (aka herd) are usually referenced as a Bloti. Typical clothing for the Blotis is workout clothing with expandable waist.

Bill, I am sorry you had to come to the party by yourself, but you are in luck... there are a couple of female Blotus's at the buffet table that you can score with. Just make sure you rub your body down with butter before introducing yourself.

by mikeverdill August 17, 2009

Boots

To be really cool (ref. Boots Riley of The Coup)

That guy is the boots

by Busby Berkeley March 24, 2009

Boobus

Emily Anne Rudy.

Emily, you are a Boobus.

by Crispy Chicken Fajita October 12, 2011

Lectric Boots

Electic boots manufactured by Ol' Fatty's. The box says that there are no fewer than eight lights falshing at any time and are whisper quiet. When the boots are plugged in, the lights on the boots do flash, but they make an obnoxiously loud hum. They also suck up a lot of energy, which is probably what "solid state" means.

I just got my new Lectric Boots in the mail today!

by SMD November 13, 2004

Kunts N Boots

this "guy" likes to believe he isn't a "she", can flame pretty good, but has issues ever since Metal Sludge took his playground away.

KuntsNBoots is a chick!

by NIC September 25, 2003