devouring a book

Reading a book/series like there's no tomorrow. You will never put that book down until you finish reading every last word!

I'm devouring a book. It's a Cassandra Clare book. Her books are absolutely amazing!

by Nicolesunshine77829 August 10, 2018

double-booking

A social faux-pas wherein a person, usually male, will schedule two separate romantic encounters for the same day. Will eventually be discovered, generally when one date forces a delay of the next.

Jackie was pissed to discover that Andrew had been double-booking she and Elyse, and broke up with him right there.

by Eleglac August 18, 2011

Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

by Dubya September 22, 2004

Documentary Book

A smart book, like a documentary, but in book form.

What is the word for the intelligent writing material?

That's a Documentary Book.

by Donald Blake November 17, 2013

Library Book

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.

"shes a library book"

by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011

cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004

Booked It Out

To run at break neck speeds.

Person #1: Shit he has a gun!!
Person #2: What!?! (sound of footsteps)
Person #1: Hey where did you go five minutes ago!?!
Person #2: Hell I booked it out!! I was gone!

by Thejermi3 June 20, 2011