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cock-blocker

A person who is a hater and/or jealous and blocks, distracts, gets in the way of a person about to get lucky so that the act never happens. A person who ruins a good thing for another person. A distraction someone uses to gain the attention of someone who is not giving them the time of day, or is giving their attention to someone other than them.
Carolyn is so jealous she is a cock-blocker to anyone and everybody. Why are people such haters and have to be cock-blockers? My ex is a cock-blocker with every guy I talk to.
by Prinzess10 December 9, 2013
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Belly Buckers

Belly Buckers- a game in which a person stuffs a pillow in one's shirt and runs into another person (who also has a pillow stuffed in their shirt) for fun.
1. Josh and Ben played Belly Buckers because they were drunk and had the urge to run into each other.

2. Josh and Ben were Belly Bucking(verb form) in the living room

3. Josh and Ben repeatedly Belly Bucked for hours
by preggopriss January 1, 2014
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fan blocker

A person who blocks the air from the fan.
hey stop being a fan blocker.
by TheDeadGamer September 14, 2014
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Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
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Body booker

Basically a body builder but with books
I’m such a body booker I’m always reading
by Gamingbakernerd February 11, 2018
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Cassandra Beckermann

Fucking weird, annoying, sassy, and should've been born black. She's also cute as fuck and loves her boy very much. I would say get yourself a Cassandra Beckermann but she's taken. She also loves Fallout a little too much and likes to stay up watching ghost videos. She's also lactose but eats/drinks dairy anyways because why not. Have a nice life boo boooo!!!! ;)
Guy 1: "Oh my god Cassandra Beckermann is so obnoxious."
Guy 2: "You right."
by Pookie Ookie Doo June 17, 2018
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fun blocker

The small plastic flow restrictor at the mouth of large alcohol bottles
“Man last night took a turn after we popped all of the fun blockers off”
by bonesawwasntready September 14, 2018
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