scottish blowjob

A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.

Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.

by Cuckzy August 18, 2017

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Polish Blowjob

Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).

Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?

George: A Polish Blowjob.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

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abc blowjob

Blowjobs given only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas

Jim: I get head like 3 times a week
Jordan: My wife only gives abc blowjobs
Jim: Who said anything about wives

See abc sex

by Thots4Days May 28, 2016

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Blowjob Bangs

Blunt cut short bangs (i.e. hair fringe) on a woman, such that the man does not need to hold back the woman's hair while she is performing oral sex. With this hair style, a ponytail holder is not required.

My girl got blowjob bangs, so now I can still play Xbox while she is going down on me.

by Handsfreehummer October 4, 2012

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Wall Blowjob

A Blowjob in which the girl is backed up against a wall so she is unable to move backwards, creating more pleasure for the guy, and making deep throat easier to accomplish.

Bill- "Dude that Wall Blowjob is a great idea. That was the best BJ Amanda has ever given!"

by GR3453m0nk3y June 20, 2010

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