A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
Get the Cock blockermug. Hormone blockers, also known in some contexts as puberty blockers, are used by transsexuals to block various sex hormones. For instance spironolactone, a diuretic, is often prescribed to male-to-female transgender persons to block androgens or male hormones.
A hormone replacement therapy (HRT) regimen usually consists of at least two prescription drugs: hormone blockers to block the original hormones, plus a new, replacement hormone in the desired gender. For instance, an M2F transgender patient may be given spironolactone to block male hormones (androgens, testosterone) plus a female hormone such as estrogen (Premarin, a drug made from pregnant mares' urine, for example).
Once the original genitals (testicles or ovaries) are removed, the blocker is discontinued, leaving just the hormone replacement.
Once the original genitals (testicles or ovaries) are removed, the blocker is discontinued, leaving just the hormone replacement.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
Get the hormone blockersmug. Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.
Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.
by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018
Get the Blockermug. A term used to describe a woman, typically a PAWG or Snowbunny, whose notably large and pronounced buttocks are humorously or erotically said to "block" or make it impossible for a white guy's (whiteboi's) penis to reach her vagina due to its size, emphasizing the perceived sexual inadequacy of white men in the BNWO fetish.
by InternetMenace February 10, 2025
Get the Whiteboi blockermug. “We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
Get the Betty Crocker cock blockermug. Nick: Dude, look at Pintar! She's got some real BETA BLOCKERS on her, damn!
Eric: No kidding man, haha! I don't stand a chance with that girl.
Tyrone: Ayo man y'all talking about beta blocking biches? Where she at?
Eric: No kidding man, haha! I don't stand a chance with that girl.
Tyrone: Ayo man y'all talking about beta blocking biches? Where she at?
by Yzilma August 24, 2025
Get the Beta Blockersmug. 1. Any universal or celestial being who deliberately or unintentionally "blocks" one , some, or all of the seven chakras (root, sacral, solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye or crown) belonging to another universal or celestial being causing a disruption in the natural flow of energy on their journey to Pure Potentiality.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.
by Yogi Caine November 24, 2020
Get the Chak-blockermug.