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Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?
by iiAvolition May 25, 2016
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A block on a cock

Literally what the term says, when a man/trans-fluid person with his/her penis erectile puts heavy weights on it for sexual pleasure and stimulation, and as a flex to see how strong his/her cock is.
I put A block on a cock, well, more specifically, my trans girlfriend's cock to see how much stronger her cock is compared to my tiny little pimple penis. Oh she came so hard the cum blast literally lifted up the 50 pound block and that made my pimple penis cum as well, causing my penis to grow 8 inches with my cum alone. Damn what a dream
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
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Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend
I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block
by Rere272728 April 25, 2019
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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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Cock Block

Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.
Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."
by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017
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Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on
You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.
by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008
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Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
by Skisonice September 30, 2022
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