Stilton Blobber

The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.

"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

Millie Bobby brown

A lady that is the most talented and powerful girl ever.

hey is that Millie Bobby brown?

U mean queen? Yes that’s her!

by L i l i December 25, 2020

Bobby

Street slang for heroin...Bobby Brown....mainly used in the Northwest of England.

Yeah,he's fucked lad..bad on the Bobby

by Brian Babondae February 20, 2011

Blobbified

In the state of being blobbed (when you are feeling like a ball of something that doesnt exist) because of feeling low;depressed.

Dude,Im feeling so blobbified because of a girl dumping me the other day.

by Larry Allen Orban III October 6, 2003

Bobby Bizket

n: slang term reffering to a person, shoes, or rock group
also used to drescribe a state of uncoolness, fatness, or gayness

n: Those bizkets are phat, yo!
Hey were did you get those bobby bizkets?
Dude you are such a bobby bizket.

by DirtyDanDigory April 23, 2006

bobby bean

To sham; to blow off your responsibilities; someone who slacks off

Way to bobby bean on your vital signs

by Lady Bug RN June 25, 2008

bobby bear

Bobby is a nickname given to someone named robert. Bear means something cute; littlen ice and adorable. So, it means a cute guy that is amazing in every way.

He looks like a bobby bear to me.

by kdubbbaby June 4, 2009