Lava lamp blast

When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans

Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud

by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017

tokyo sand blaster

An unknown sex position utilized and made popular by Conan O'Brien.

Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something

by adynamitefella November 11, 2010

Electro-Gooch Blasting

The act of duct taping your dogs shock collar to the region between your balls and your rectum, commonly known as the gooch, then walking across the electric fence. This is done in order to become sexually aroused.

Dumbass 1: So how was your date last night?
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!

by Evil Pleasure July 5, 2010

Gotta blast

Used when you gotta nut (cum), or when you are going to masturbate

Family: "Where r u going?"
You:"Gotta blast!"

by Macdaddyabiphelps September 7, 2016

Thumb Blast

The act of using one's thumb or thumbs to infiltrate one's anal or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions. Similar to finger blast.

Yo bro, I thumb blasted the shit out of that girl from the bar last night.

by banditoslover05 July 5, 2011

blasta

The abbreviation for a gun used by gangstas and hustlers.

Pimp C: yo check dat niggaz blasta...dat shyt it tight yo!

Bun B: niggah please...ma bigga nigga blasta be up in dis bitch

by Rando Calrissian October 20, 2008

ham blast

When one excretes a fart so vile and pungent that it sounds as though an entire baked ham is being forcefully pushed out of the anal cavity.

Alex: Jesus Christ, who the FUCK ham blasted in here?

by Jonesin'Homie September 23, 2013