blame shield

A contractor, employee or provider who is engaged by a party simply so that party can point at them at a later juncture should anything go wrong. Often performed by large corporations or government bodies where the permanent staff need to pass the buck in order to retain their comfy positions.

We had KPMG come in and perform analysis on our project. They said all the right things, and we knew they would, but we were just investing in a blame shield should things go south down the track.

by ShaneDowe April 25, 2019

Blamestormer

A person who blames other people for he/she's misfortunes and never takes the responsibility of saying they did a mistake/failed. They believe that they never did anything wrong.

Mike broke up with Emily because she was a Blamestormer.

She is Blamestorming the boy next door.

by BlesserLesser July 11, 2020

beamer

A person with a bright persona.

Lilian is such a beamer.

by anonymouskevin November 21, 2020

Beamer Buddy

A a pair of teens that both own Bmw cars and have sex on the regular occasion.

I’m going to Netflix and chill with my Beamer Buddy.

by Beamer Boy696969 May 2, 2021

Beamerd

My dick when is goin to explode

I was beamerd Up like a blue pepsi

by Josense August 17, 2021

Blamber

Babble, to say things without reason or meaning.

STOP BLAMBERING, ELLIE!

by mistycc March 4, 2022

Japanese Blazer

The act of a Japanese person defecating on another person by surprise.

Those South African rugby players sure got a good Japanese Blazer over the weekend

by Flash1980 December 6, 2015