Army Girlfriend

He hasn't come back home yet.
When he does, see definition for Army Wife.

1) "You're an Army Girlfriend?"

"Yeah, and I haven't gotten laid in 5 months so don't fuckin' piss me off."

2) "I haven't seen my boyfriend in a week!!!!"

"Go fuck yourself."

by PFC Magana's Girl ;] October 18, 2010

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004

girlfriend in training

(N.) A female who is still just a friend. A future Girlfriend and often, a future ex-girlfriend.

Melissa is no longer a girlfriend in training. But you say she just a friend.

by G-Union October 30, 2003

girlfriend

Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend!
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...

by DJ Retro March 11, 2007

future ex-girlfriend

A female that isn't your girlfriend yet, but she wants to be, and the male is willing, but knows that he is going to break up with her eventually.

"Meet my future ex-girlfriend, Amanda."

by opiv August 23, 2007

girlfriend

(1) She makes you cum,
(2) She makes you complete; and
(3) She makes you completely miserable.

My girlfriend drives me nuts

by AaronT September 13, 2008

girlfriend upgrade

When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag

Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.

Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."

Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.

Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.

by kategspot February 11, 2012