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Bidet

Bidet means 'little pony or little horse' in french.

A bidet is an accessory that resembles a toilet. It's not made to replace the use of toilet paper but rather to wash or jet blast the genitalia, perineum, anus and inner buttocks. Electronic bidets are wildly used by women and men across the globe to achieve mind blowing orgasms. While seated in a straddling position, the long nozzle is designed to reach the vulva and the tip of the penis. Men with larger penises are able to push the nozzle through the meatus which helps to expel any grizzled semen which may sandbag a plethoric blow. Women can push the nozzle into their vagina and ride the bidet like a pony while manipulating the water jet settings to stimulate the clitoris.
The newer models are all remote controlled with heating elements that blow warm air to dry the user. Illuminating night lights, heated seats, built in deodorizers and activated carbon filters which removes nasty odours are all added features to help achieve a hygienic orgasmic bliss.
Who needs a significant other when you can have a bidet.
by Yukon Gold May 7, 2018
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Bidiot

Bum+Idiot=Bidiot.
Hey look! There’s Peter, Richie, & Anthony. Look at those bidiots.
by oh um hi. May 13, 2019
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homemade bidet

When you do a poo which is so perfectly formed that a little bit of water splashes you right in the poo hole.
Oli:Yo dawg, that poo was so good I got a homemade bidet
Mike: Pom Pom Pom
by P0l1wrath September 30, 2013
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Mexican Bidet

When you take a shit but Instead of wiping your ass you jump in the shower...
I was out of toilet paper; so I fired up the Mexican Bidet.
by Websterwho? April 28, 2016
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The Bidet

The secret teleporter from the Loduha’s where they can communicate to Slovakia, and turn on the mighty people of America. The Loduha’s travel through inter-dimensions to conquer the mighty Liberals and CNN. Now they must execute the final order and complete there missions once and for all.
What is the thing on the side of the toilet that squirts your ass.

Uh idk

The Bidet you fucken moron.
by thefarm July 3, 2022
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bidnite

A way of calling a girl a bitch without her knowing what you're saying. This word was coined in Clinton, IA at least as early as the 1990's.
Shut up bidnite!
by steve cox July 3, 2008
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bidiot

"Big Idiot" or "Bitch-Idiot." I thought i was the only person who used that word until i saw my apparent soulmate put it on urbandictionary.
person 1: "lets eat salad."
person 2: "yous a bidiot." (then eats some lamb)
by arslaan August 3, 2006
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