Addison Marie Blevins

A very amazing person. She will do anything for her friends and expects nothing in return, is sweet, smart, intelligent, loving, kind, witty, clever, and funny. She is a native speaker of sarcasm and likes to have fun. She goes all out in relationships. If you have an Addison Marie Blevins, you are a very, VERY lucky man. She isn't quick to trust, and requires a lot of reassurances in a relationship. She is one of the most loyal people on the planet and deserves the world, nothing less. You will probably never meet another woman like her. She's a once in a lifetime kind of girl, so if you let her go, you'll regret it until you die. She's perfect.. i wish i wouldn't have screwed it up.. if you ever read this Addi, just know that I love you and that I'll always be here for you no matter what. I don't care if it's 3:00 a.m., if you EVER need somebody to talk to, call me. If I don't answer immediately, just keep calling until I do.

Sincerely from Texas,

-Jordan.

I met this girl on july 8th, 2016 named addison marie blevins and she is the most amazing girl on earth. I really truly regret losing her.

by Chase Robinson May 7, 2017

Flavio-dingle-beevis

Proper curse words for in front of children.

*guy cutsvyou off driving*
"Hey, this guy is a real flavio-dingle-beevis huh buddy"? "Forreal daddy"!

by DaddyOfDank September 29, 2019

Gazumped on a Breville

When your day is going so badly even the small things go wrong, like you can't even win an eBay auction for a used Breville sandwich toaster your luck runs so bad.

I Hump Day never fails to disspoint. Today it is another day of incessant party wall banging, and power tool usage from next door, AND I've been gazumped on a Breville at the 11th hour 🤦 ♀️

by Scurlage February 28, 2024

Intrusive Extensor Digitorum Brevis Maxxing

When you intrusively train the extensor digitorum brevis, which is a muscle located in your feet

"have you ever had intrusive thoughts"

"No, but I have Intrusive extensor digitorum brevis muscles"

"Bro is not Intrusive Extensor Digitorum Brevis Maxxing lol"

by forklift wizard February 20, 2026