Benjamin BOMTEMPO is something very bad. if this is your name, you are cursed with extra body fat and non original or funyn jokes.
Benjamin BOMTEMPO is very stupid
by Benjamin BOMTEMPO hater April 28, 2022
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the most beautiful boy you will ever see in your whole life. every moment with them is so amazing and feels so real. their presence just makes you happier and you could never ask for someone better. they have dark brown hair, tall, slim with handsome features like their nose with its little bump, their beautiful soft eyes that hold so much love when looking at you, their beautiful smile that has this powerful chain reaction to it. it just makes you want to smile as well. this kind-hearted beautiful demeanour. you become attracted to them the moment you see them and you can just tell they are one of a kind, truly. they're the type of attractive where you just can’t help but stare in awe and feel your tummy fill with butterflies. you feel so safe and loved in your arms and you want to protect them always. they’re like a rare jewel :) aside from all that, they’re funny, they match your energy and don’t make you feel like you’re too weird or too boring. they simply love you for however you are. genuinely would not rather be in love with anyone else no matter what.
by kayblon:) November 24, 2021
If you meet a Benjamin Cristinacce you will fall in love with his massive dump truck and your girlfriends will instantly want to shag him
by Bailey Leighton April 22, 2022
A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.
by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020
Shit bro, TSLA is shooting the moon again. I totally pulled a Benjamin and sold that stock last month.
by Lobster Hands March 10, 2021
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 05, 2011