Opening House

An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .
"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."

"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
by OwenF April 22, 2019
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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 29, 2020
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Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 07, 2020
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open the noor

a meme that was shot on a ring cam
open the noor plzzzz
by me attack helicopter June 23, 2023
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Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open
Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up
by CaptainInnuendo August 08, 2017
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Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.
I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.
by Ophinaut October 07, 2021
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funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.
I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.
by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017
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