Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

gates open

A autocorrect line from Skype. Who really knows what the he’ll it means.

Person A: hell yeah man, it’s gonna be great!!

Person B: Gates open!

Person A: what the fuck did you just say?

by Frostydog11 August 24, 2019

Opening House

An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .

"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."

"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."

by OwenF April 22, 2019

open air

a drug market in the open. usually in the form of tent cities but could just be drug dealing out in the open

I saw Brent at the open air as I drove by. Looks like hes back to using again.

by Nan M. July 16, 2022

British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018

open collar

Open Collar or Open-Collar workers are entrepreneurs that work either on the Internet, from home or who start and run their own businesses as compared to Blue Collar or White Collar workers who likely work for someone else.

Susan decided to start a an online business and be an Open Collar worker. Her mother is a white collar accountant at a firm and her father is a blue collar welder for a company.

by JoeExpert May 13, 2016

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017