Barding

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.

Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"

by Squall_of_Lincoln August 4, 2005

barbino

something that is complete trash; worthless and a waste of time

John: "did you pick up the new ja-rule cd?"
adam: "Nah, that shit was totally barbino"

by superbogner October 30, 2008

Basingstoke Buttram

The art of lubricating one's penis with faeces, and then performing an anal penetration while the receiver defecates

Linda thought that their sex wasn't exciting enough, so she asked her boyfriend to perform a Basingstoke Buttram

by MWELLf May 16, 2018

Paul Barringer

creeper...

bob: hey look!
sally: ahh Paul Barringer
bob: creeper...

by hottiewithabody101 April 26, 2009

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

Basingstoke

A town in Hampshire run by a woman called Maria. Veryone hangs around festival place and no where else, everyone is a chav or a rich kid wanna be chav and there is a wide range of high and low end shops like Apple, and Poundland. The locals refer to it as "b'stoke" or just "town", and by locals I mean the local road men who think they are hard by saying "wagwan" or "piffting".

Wagwan fam wanna go get a cheeky Nando's with the mandem in Basingstoke?

by Dat Big Boi February 17, 2017

Barin’storm

Just like a brainstorm, but without any criticism or comments on spelling or punctuation

Email: I can’t work out what presence to give the twin’s for there birthday next weak

Reply: Never mind, we can have a barin’storm over family dinner tomorrow

by Noddy330 July 6, 2011