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barted

When you burp and fart at the same time.
I was drinking a Coca Cola and I barted. It was awesome. True story.
by Bartmaster February 6, 2012
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jew banged

To be swindled, tricked, or otherwise deceived in a monetary transaction (most likely committed by a jew).
Fuck! I got jew banged by that salesmen for the extended warrenty!
by alecb August 10, 2007
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Bantex

shortened version of "Banter-Vortex" this occurs when something is said in conversation that stops the conservation dead. This is often due to "bad chat" that does not merit any responce from anyone else in said conversation. Bantexes are often noted for an extended period of silence after the bantex moment, which may feel like all the atmosphere is being sucked out of the room.
"did you see Peter Crouch's goal celebration Roger?"
- "yes I did William! did you see it Martin?"
- - "no, but i ate a prawn wonton"
(extended period of awkward silence - the BANTEX)
by Paul Howie June 11, 2006
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Bunted

A state of mind in which a person becomes overwhelmed with feelings of tiredness, drowsiness and complete apathy rolled in to one.

Victims may experiance an unability to perform basic tasks such as movment, this can be drug or drink indused, or it can happen purly down to pure 'Bunterishness' ushally striking during free periods at school, breaks at work or during the early hours of the morning.
Examples of everyday use

"I'm Bunted"

"Turn off that little green light that's like a meter away from me i'm so bunted!"

"So when you were on fire, did you not think to call for help or assisatance?"
"I would have but i was just toally bunted"

Use as a personal pronoun

"Oh mate, i'm such a Bunter"

Use as a describing word

"The man was a bunter"

"The house was bunted up"
by Edd Rhodes May 15, 2008
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Bantersaurus Rex

Somebody, usually male, who has excellent/entertaining/hilarious anecdotes and conversation.
You should meet my mate Dave, he's a proper Bantersaurus Rex!
by Joeyt555 June 1, 2015
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banterous

Describing that which is full of banter; muchos bant.
When participating in a drinking game resulting in an amusing outcome, one may utter "this is a very banterous thing"
by Mistress B January 29, 2006
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banned

meso: "fuck you turd nugget"
admin: BANNED
by love the ban.. February 22, 2009
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