The vagina of a female dog.
by Sarc Mullivan November 16, 2006
When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?
Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.
Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.
by James Gracie August 20, 2011
When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014
the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009
by dcgrp1 December 04, 2006
by Tallil Dave July 27, 2008