barface

A discription of an unnatural, or ugly face.
(Barf + Face)

A: What happened to your face?
B: I got beat up yesterday.
A: Wow, that's some barface you got there!

by noijdoih September 19, 2009

Barfume

Barfume; perfume that makes you want to barf and gag.

Guy1: Dude, what's that awful smell?
Guy2: It's Sally's Barfume.

by Burucklyn April 18, 2010

barfstool

A stool in which you are sitting while having a drink with your friends. When you mistakenly have to much, you jump off the stool to run to the bathroom. Unfortunately, you don't make it in time and somehow vomit gets all over the bar stool, your friends shoes, and some how in your girlfriend's purse.

Guy 1: Hey, that's your 14th Cosmo, bro. Are you sure you're feeling alright?
Guy 2: Now that you mention it, I ----
(Guy 3 approaches )
Guy 1: Woah, dude. I wouldn't sit there. It's a barfstool.

by pongogorb April 20, 2010

barfari

the winding walk you take while searching for bars. usually conducted while holding your phone slightly above you face with your eyes on the screen, other styles include moving the phone vertically and horizontally. sometimes causes injury,like falling down open man-holes, because of the pure state on concentration on the phone.

person 1: Dude, how'd you break your leg?

Person 2: i was on a barfari and i tripped over the curb.

by gggbof November 10, 2010

barfsteward

A person that is so disgusting that they make you physically ill.

John:

"I found a squidgy lump on one of my testicles this morning."

Sarah:

"Leave me alone and talk to a doctor you dirty barfsteward!"

by Memebrain December 26, 2011

barfhead

a dyke. A gross looking dyke with very short hair and a little bit of facial hair

Janice is a barfhead. She says that her beard tickles jineys. ughghghhghghghgh!

by bojzzle October 19, 2013

barfdong

When you're giving a guy head and you barf on his dong.

"Man, I got some of the best barfdong I've ever had in my life!"

"Really, what'd she eat for dinner?!"

by Dingdonger May 19, 2014