That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.
He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.
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"I hope u had your camera out cause Jerry just ripped an Arnold through Mike closing the tournament coming out on the top"
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