anus slime 

After you've had a shit, and theres some residue left on your ass. This isn't the regular kind of shit on your ass, however, as it is especially common after diarrhoea; making it sticky and hard to get rid of. In general, anus slime isn't pleasant.

Oh, Shit! I have some anus slime on my ass!

anus slime by Black Nibb August 19, 2017

anus sucker 

someone that enjoys sucking on a mans anus and is clearly addicted

stop being an anus sucker and let me suck on it

anus sucker by Crystal April 15, 2005

anus corking cat raper 

The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.

Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.

anus corking cat raper by Bobby jack butt snack October 5, 2009

anus weed 

1. (noun)- one who has grown out of an anus

2. (noun)- one who acts as if they have grown out of an anus

Joe: "Yo, ever since John got hit by that dim gnome rider, he has been acting like such an anus weed"

Jameel: "Word"

anus weed by benny illsman March 29, 2005

anus gravy

The mixture of feces and semen found in the anus after anal sex.

Matthew enjoyed Terry's anus gravy with a straw, it tasted just like chicken.

anus gravy by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010

Anus Bleeds 

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

Anus Bleeds by KingFett September 25, 2014

Anus Face 

When someones face looks like an actual rectum. And all it does is secrete shit.

Shes such an anus face

Anus Face by lonelygal November 11, 2018