Amish Dick

When you have sex with a guy thinking he will be great in bed but instead he’s boring and fails to perform.

Susie: “Did you end up going home with that hot guy from the club last night?

Jenny: “Yeah but he had that Amish dick. Wasn’t even worth it”

by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

Amishfuck

The act of witnessing something so horrific it can only be compared to an Amish fucking.

That gentleman's face is quite an Amishfuck.

by dizz-a-le January 18, 2009

Amish Egg Yolk

When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.

I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.

by analbutt69 May 2, 2012

Amih

Amih is a girl that has way too many guy friends.

That girl is so chilled she’s probably an Amih

by Fartersom June 11, 2020

Thala Ajith Kumar

He is an tamil actor who have decent fan base.. But when it comes to acting, he acts only in a single type of role, ie Mass movie without logics..Please switch off your brain while watching his movies.. He just walks in half of the movie.. Not much worthier

Thala Ajith Kumar : Not much worthier.. Over rated

by Movie lover January 15, 2021

Amish Bubble Blower

Ok Ok its when you are eating a girl out and you blow as hard as possible into the kooter.

Last night i gave your mom an Amish Bubble Blower

by Amish 69 May 14, 2005

amish beauty

while engaging in sex with a woman, the male removes his penis just before ejaculation, and utilizing a donkey punch knocks the girl unconscious. While the girl is out, the male ejaculates on her face, then shaves her pubic hair. He then takes the pubic shavings and sprinkles them on her face. The shavings, stuck on by the cum, form a beard similar to that worn by amish women.

"I thought your mom would be into an amish beauty, but when she woke up she was pretty pissed about having a beard.

by Tex in the house October 26, 2005