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Albert

Albert is a guy that looks depressed everyday but his not. An Albert is a guy that is a smart and dumb guy at the same time. He is mostly good at math. he also erased his emotions.
and this Albert is me
guy hey bro you good you look depressed

albert no men im not depressed
by depressed men March 21, 2023
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Albert Einstein Biog

Albert Einstein was a German mathematician and physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. In 1921, he won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. In the following decade, he immigrated to the United States after being targeted by the German Nazi Party. His work also had a major impact on the development of atomic energy. In his later years, Einstein focused on unified field theory. He died in April 1955 at age 76. With his passion for inquiry, Einstein is generally considered the most influential physicist of the 20th century.
Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879, in Ulm, Württemberg, Germany. He grew up in a secular Jewish family. His father, Hermann Einstein, was a salesman and engineer who, with his brother, founded Elektrotechnische Fabrik J. Einstein & Cie, a Munich-based company that mass-produced electrical equipment. Einstein’s mother, the former Pauline Koch, ran the family household. Einstein had one sister, Maja, born two years after him. Einstein attended elementary school at the Luitpold Gymnasium in Munich. However, he felt alienated there and struggled with the institution’s rigid pedagogical style. He also had what were considered speech challenges. However, he developed a passion for classical music and playing the violin, which would stay with him into his later years. Most significantly, Einstein’s youth was marked by deep inquisitiveness and inquiry.
Hey have you read the Albert Einstein Biog (biography)
by Probably a racist October 7, 2023
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Pulling a Albert

To repeat something someone had just said like the great Albert Einstein
He's pulling a Albert repeating a joke I just told
by 1234abd October 13, 2023
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Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.
Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert
by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023
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Albert shaw

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!
by aml30x January 30, 2024
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Albert

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out
by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023
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Albert

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.
My best friend is Albert and I love him.
by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023
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