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abercrombie

The kids store of Abercrombie and Fitch. It has the same relation to A&F as Gap Kids has to Gap.
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by Matt April 17, 2005
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abercombie and fitch

An overpriced label of clothing worn mostly by teens with either rich or overcompensating parents, preppies of any age, and people who just like to waste their money. American Eagle (also an overpriced, boring line of clothing) plus a 15% price increase.
Omigod! I just got, like, the cuuuutest tshirt at A&F! Only $45, and it looks like I got it at Value Village! Like, what a deal!
by blomee October 22, 2003
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ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

One of the coolest clothing stores on the planet. Awesome cloths with great styles.
Abercrombie and Fitch is my favorite store!!!
by Abercrombielover May 13, 2005
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abercrombie

just about the best store ever. just because you cant afford to shop there doesnt mean its still not cool.
RiCH GiRL: i Love AbercrombIe
PooR GiRL: I hate that place, its so damn exspensive
RiCH GiRL: So? I STiLL love it
by Samiiii x3 January 1, 2006
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Abercrombie

Contrary to popular belief, Abercrombie is not a preppy store. Its patrons may choose to say otherwise, but its display of cheaply-made clothing and provacative advertisements all point to the opposite end of prep spectrum.
When the true definition of Prep is thought of, it is not usually connotated with a thin t-shirt that has blatant innuendo written across the chest, which is what Abercrombie excells in. Abercrombie is, in summary, a sad excuse for a Prep store where those who desperately want to be the epitome of Prep spend their money which they, in most cases, got from their parents.
It is important to remember, however, that Abercrombie was not always in such ruin. When it first started in 1892 and before it became, essentially, a place for sexually-repressed teenagers to buy conforming (in both senses of the word) clothing, it was a "store that outfitted wealthy businessmen for their outdoor pursuits". In just a little over a century it has a gone from businessmen pursuing the outdoors to teens pursuing the fastest way to be considered cool by their peers.
When Abercrombie is thought of as preppy, it makes the true preps shutter.
Even the children's version, abercrombie sic, albeit not as sexual, is just as shocking. abercrombie sic which carries Girls' sizes 7-16 and boys 8-20, has shirts with messages that are so rude and egotistical it is not unusual to want to smack the kid that is wearing it. An example would be "The party starts when I arrive" (a Girls t-shirt) and "Once a winner, always a winner" (found in the Boys' section) make the adults of our society involuntarily gag. This spoiled attitude is what they fought for in 3 wars? It's truly enough to make anyone vomit, or as The Official Preppy Handbook puts it, yawn in color.
It is an insult to prepness when Abercrombie is ranked along the likes of Ralph Lauren and LLBean.
by A Defender of Preps April 28, 2005
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Aberzombie

A peculiar specimen which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Aberzomie 1:Hey, let's go to A&F, mommy and daddy totally gave me a new Visa!

Aberzombie 2:OMGee!
by boyracer December 20, 2008
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Abercrombie

A store in which insecure folk whom are mostly of the teenage prep demographic go to buy ripped jeans and shirts which advertise "ABERCROMBIE" on them because they are too lazy to rip their own jeans or write their own advertisement. But the cost of the clothes is unimportant because their daddy is paying for all of it.
Prep 1: Lets go buy stuff at Abercrombie
Prep 2: First let's go throw up in the bathroom.
Prep 1: Good idea that way I can fit into something most 8 year olds can't fit into.
Prep 2: But first I'm gonna go give my four boyfriends a blowjob so I can go buy the clothes.
Prep 1: No need my daddy gave me 1000 dollars for whatever I want.
by Kareem S. August 9, 2005
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