by Doggy style XD May 4, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. Michael... Michael, Michael Michael.
Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
That Michael was huge
by T0aster111 April 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is the most intelligent person ever. He will always be by your side when your days are rainy. When he there by your side those rainy days are gone because of him. He’s my bestest friend I ever had. He always find a way to make me smile and laugh. He’s extremely loyal. But including girls broke his heart many times but he learned from it. When he learned from it he warned me. Because he never wants the same thing happening to you. Michael is an Amazing person, very kind, helpful, etc. Everything about him is perfect he’ll never break your heart into pieces like the others. Keep him forever you need him and he needs you. You can see his eyes shining bright in the light but be careful when looking at his eyes he sees you!!! But KEEP HIM FOREVER 💕♾🤞
by Rehana I. October 18, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is literally Hitler
by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Always the smart one. People think he’s just annoying. That he’s just an attention seeker. He’s not. You get to know him, you fall for him. Not in love. No. He pulls people down with him. He’s a genius. He truly is. He’s mind is shattered, filled with broken thoughts that he can’t control. He doesn’t love. He sees people as chunks of hydrogen and carbon. He’s the one who doesn’t give a fuck bout his looks. He’s the guy who’s words hurt the most. He says he hates you and the next day he asks you to hang out like nothing happened. Yeah he means the stuff he says as a joke. It’s not funny to you tho. Michael.I wouldn’t wanna have his mind. His problems are not “having a bad hair day, getting bad grades, fighting his parents”. His problems are his thoughts. About the world, society, freedom, and point of life. He’s the guy that will tell you
“Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.”
He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.
“Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.”
He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.
You: you helped me more than my therapist.
Michael: how? I do nothing. I sink people down with me without a plan. And it doesn’t help. It’s purely selfish.
Or
Someone: I don’t recommend getting deep with Michael.
You: But he’s the only one who understands me.
Michael: how? I do nothing. I sink people down with me without a plan. And it doesn’t help. It’s purely selfish.
Or
Someone: I don’t recommend getting deep with Michael.
You: But he’s the only one who understands me.
by Janice<3 May 10, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by LeeLeif February 3, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
by Rootwalla March 27, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.