Soggy Dolphin

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.

Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.

by Sir Benjamin Earl 0106 July 10, 2022

Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?

Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!

by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

Dolphin Whisperer

A person who is an expert in the mechanisms of the female genitalia and squirting techniques

Man, that guy made me squirt like a dolphin last night, he must be a dolphin whisperer

by Ladynannakola July 5, 2018

dolphin flap

when a vagina moves like a dolphin

Jesus Sally, you got a Dolphin Flap

by lol memes m8 69 August 30, 2015

dolphin hole

The asshole of someone who isnt into anal. You put your dick to close to it and they make a sound like a dolphin

I went to stick it in her ass only to find out she had a dolphin hole. she started making that sound like an excited dolphine and trying to get away from me

by pr0toc0l April 23, 2016

Dolphin punch

When punch and or slap someone using your penis

"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"

by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014