Batman Day

A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.

"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."

Or

"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"

by Romandell September 1, 2017

Batman Phenomenon

The idea that cencorship laws and restricting freedom of speech forces people underground. Creating censorship and imbalance in conversation forces people underground to operate "in the cover of night", just like Batman, fighting for what he believes is right, in which he battles with his own ethics and morals. The law (US law or country equiv.) Doesn't necessarily agree with Batman but understands why he operates in that way. Social media platforms are creating more and more batmans (who are moving to darker platforms). Which is creating a large social discourse bubbles as people who follow news which only represent their own ideals are becoming increasingly imbalanced by filtering out opposing thoughts and behaviours.

Twitter has perpetuated the Batman Phenomenon by forcing people to operate in the cover of night to push their own ideologies outside of the rules of the existing framework.

by Wootastic March 7, 2019

batmans mom

non existence

peter123: batmans mom is non existence

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

Get Batmanned

When somebody's parents are murder or both die unexpectedly.

You're gonna have to learn this on your own son, your mother and I could get batmanned any day

by Areese May 16, 2021

Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022

Fly The Batman

To have a good time to the point of forgeting everything else. A referce to the joy of flying a batman kite when a kid. (this reference may not be universal)

I think the defintion is good enough

by Roarke December 1, 2003

Batman that Woman

This occurs when two retards attempt to Superman that Ho.

Fred didn't know exactly what sex was, or "how that works", but nevertheless he attempted to Batman that Woman by throwing a towel over her.

by Jarvis T. Wiggles October 30, 2008