Ink Twinkie

An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....

"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

twinky dinky

The resulting item when you cut off someone's male genitalia, clean it out, and restuff it with twinkie filling.

Dude, if he doesn't chill out she is gonna make a twinky dinky outta him.

by Mama Kela December 22, 2020

Twinkie Peeper

The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.

Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.

Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.

Or what you call your Professor behind his back.

Dear Diary,

Today Jeff made me go to a dirty pool party.
What a twinkie peeper.

by Booty signer April 11, 2011

smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

fat twinkie

Anthony is a midget and is a loner

Anthony is a fat Twinkie

by Fat Twinkie November 25, 2016

twinkie toaster

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.

Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.

by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017

twinkie queen

Someone who loves Twinkies (aka dicks) but does not like the creamy filling (aka sperm).

Just because you don't like the creamy center doesn't mean you can't like the Twinkie.

You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.

by Crystal the Twinkie Queen April 26, 2014