Shannon

Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.

by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019

Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her

Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon

by Jackilin February 4, 2023

Shannon

Someone who thinks they pull skill moves off in fifa pro clubs, however is unable to pull off even 2.

Oiii, stop doing a shannon, please.

Lets win the game cunt.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

Shannon dodging

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

Shannon

She is a small, bitchy, fake friend, beautiful, nice when she wants to
Everyone loves her,

Shannon your beautiful

by Helli8o7 April 15, 2020

Shannon

Shannon means beautiful or sexy
Shannon also means tasty
Could also mean soaked

Woww Shannon is absolutely shannon
This food is so Shannon
I've just been absolutely shannoned

by Shandavie River August 29, 2024

Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020