Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.
Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.
Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.
Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Get the Satan's Whiskersmug. The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.
Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).
The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).
(if myths manage a say).
The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).
by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018
Get the The Satanic Biblemug. Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.
Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011
Get the Theistic Satanismmug. by GreatwhiteClark October 12, 2015
Get the Not Today Satanmug. Satan's Children the only place where you can learn the ways of lucifer himself. With the power of Satan the people of Satan's Children have cured world hunger and really cringe discord users.
Hey looks it's one of the people of the Satan's Children discord server!!!! ohh is that the {insert generic discord user here who killed all the jews!!!!!
by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021
Get the Satan's Childrenmug. by Singster725 December 9, 2008
Get the Satan's Monaclemug. The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.
Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.
Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.
by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013
Get the Satan's buttcheeksmug.