Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020

Pocket Puppy

A canine utilized for self pleasure.

Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy

by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

puppy catfished

The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.

“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”

by JW97545 April 29, 2021

Shrub Puppy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part vodka and two parts ginger ale.

Sometimes called a “Fuzz Bud”.

I’ll order a shrub puppy please.

by FatRob0t May 18, 2019

Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

Musty Puppy

A sweaty full female bush.

Put your musty puppy all over my face!

by djmustypuppy August 28, 2012