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Normal as fuck

To be on a parallel level of greatness with a sloth on a normal basis
Wow this is incredible I feel normal as fuck
by Namssor March 24, 2022
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Normal

Normal is normal, new is new. New doesnt become normal, it becomes obsolete one day.
A lot of technology that was once new is now obsolete. It never became the new normal because there is no new normal. Normal is normal. Being normal and functional is most important to the people that always claim they dont care what anybody thinks in the first place. Another word for normal is plain, which is not much different than bland.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020
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Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.
ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020
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Normaling

Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.

The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.

Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:

Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.

Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
I don't know about Wes, dude. His normaling on the bus today was off. He kept staring at people, and it was making everyone uncomfortable. He gives off ex-band kid vibes.

Mark seems chill af. His normaling during bio the other day was on point. We should ask him to hang out.
by DanTheWan December 19, 2021
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The Normal Server

Person A: "Hey, can I get a link to join The Normal Server?"
Person B: "Sure, here you go!"
by AlexYeetSkeet January 22, 2021
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Normal

Something that humans made up

Synonym for perfect.
So basically nobody can ever be at this level
There is no real definition of normal
by anonymous April 3, 2022
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Normal

Reece sinclair is normal
by Vanitass June 7, 2023
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