Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

by Lord loverocket August 03, 2023

kiwie

Kiwie is the cutest internet friend in the world and she is an angel💖

Kiwie is so adorable I'm gonna die!

by Fizzyweed April 25, 2017

golden kiwi

When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.

Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.

by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022

Golden Kiwi

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.

Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.

by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023

lil kiwi

a soundcloud rapper from new zealand

any song by lil kiwi makes me wanna hit the griddy

by gayassvodkaman January 01, 2023

Kiwi’s Vibrator

Kiwi’s vibrator refers to a vibrator wielded by a girl during sleep.

ouch she’s gripping me like a Kiwi’s Vibrator.

by Kiwi’sBook October 22, 2020

Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 10, 2023