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Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Kiwi

*A small Australian bird

Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names
"That small little bird is a kiwi"
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."
by bruh3223 December 18, 2014
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kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023
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Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023
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Kiwi Farms

Going to Kiwi Farms is like having a death wish
by The keckler 2 owo March 12, 2024
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kiwi maximoff

beautiful girl with hazel brown eyes and brown shoulder length hair
bro did you see the new girl she’s a total kiwi maximoff
by Kiwi 🥝 lover August 19, 2024
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kiwi

A smelly foot normally a boys foot. Smells sweet but disguisting at the same time. Sour or spicy. Salty or chessy. Doesn't matter what flavour, it can be a kiwi.
Girl: Ewww. Your foots a kiwi..
Boy: Yeah. I know.
Girl: mmmmm
by dustybowls March 5, 2022
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